Tschüss: Space is the Place!

1. How tall was Hitler?

2. Why is salad fork smaller than dinner fork?

3. What is the meaning of life?

4. What is a salad fork?

5. You are an answer so you cannot ask.

6. Who am I?

7. Why do high-performance cold water detergents work best?

8. I don’t care if you understand. You have to give me an answer.

9. Does my use constitute an adaptation?

10. Why am I asking questions?

11. How do I know if my i-phone is unlocked?

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i. Outer space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means.

ii. States Parties to the Treaty shall regard astronauts as envoys of mankind in outer space and shall render to them all possible assistance in the event of accident, distress, or emergency landing on the territory of another State Party or on the high seas. When astronauts make such a landing, they shall be safely and promptly returned to the State of registry of their space vehicle.

iii. Each State Party to the Treaty that launches or procures the launching of an object into outer space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies, and each State Party from whose territory or facility an object is launched, is internationally liable for damage to another State Party to the Treaty or to its natural or juridical persons by such object or its component parts on the Earth, in air space or in outer space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies.

iv. I am unreal. But am I unreal enough?

v. The establishment of military bases, installations and fortifications, the testing of any type of weapons and the conduct of military manoeuvres on celestial bodies shall be forbidden.

vi. Ownership of objects launched into outer space, including objects landed or constructed on a celestial body, and of their component parts, is not affected by their presence in outer space or on a celestial body or by their return to the Earth. Such objects or component parts found beyond the limits of the State Party to the Treaty on whose registry they are carried shall be returned to that State Party, which shall, upon request, furnish identifying data prior to their return.

vii. I understand.

viii. All stations, installations, equipment and space vehicles on the Moon and other celestial bodies shall be open to representatives of other States Parties to the Treaty on a basis of reciprocity. Such representatives shall give reasonable advance notice of a projected visit, in order that appropriate consultations may be held and that maximum precautions may be taken to assure safety and to avoid interference with normal operations in the facility to be visited.

ix. States Parties to the Treaty shall immediately inform the other States Parties to the Treaty or the Secretary-General of the United Nations of any phenomena they discover in outer space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies, which could constitute a danger to the life or health of astronauts.

x. Do I?

xi. Anyone can be Chus Martinez!

Above: Chus Martinez doing it in the movies

2 thoughts on “Tschüss: Space is the Place!

  1. chusmartinezproject

    Bergson claimed repetition is the basis of all humour – and this post certainly had me roaring with laughter!

    Reply

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